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Elephant Stew
Ed's Family Recipes
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Servings:
4
Ingredients
- 1 elephant
- 2 rabbits (optional, I use 1) brown gravy
- salt and pepper
Instructions
- 1
Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465o. This will serve 3,880 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added (do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew). Advance notice necessary. (365 days before preferred night)